Wedding Dress: $79


Rescue wedding veils from Wal-Mart because I left mine two hours away in Dallas: $18


The track of fake hair my cousin was kind enough to sew into my hair: $10


White shoes that came off my feet almost as soon as we went into the reception hall: $40


Making "nummy-nummy" sounds and blowing out my cheeks while feeding my brand spanking new husband his very English groom's cake: priceless


For some things in life, there's MasterCard; for everything else, there's cake.