Long ago and far away

there lived a young teacher named Mrs. D. Mrs. D. was very tired because she was trying to balance teaching her first year with going through an accelerated teacher certification program. One day, near the end of the first six weeks, Mrs. D. logged on to her computer to get into the virtual classroom with her classmates for a 30 minute discussion. She did not realize that she should have downloaded java five years beforehand so that she would not have to waste the thirty minutes she should have been discussing stuff downloading and installing. So she quit for the evening, went to bed, failed the program, and lived crappily ever after.