Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Dave Barry sez...

"You should open a Swiss bank account, because (a) you get a toaster and (b) you never have to pay income taxes again. The Internal Revenue Service has no jurisdiction in Switzerland. When y9ou fill out your tax return, you just write, 'Ha ah, I have a Swiss bank account and just TRY TO GET IT, YOU SUCKERS!' and all the IRS can do is gnash its teeth."

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