I guess it goes to Snickers, but I'd rather call it a draw.

Snickers - Loggers aren't themselves when they're hungry; they're whiny actors.

Career Builder - Monkeys park too close to a guy and he can't get out of his car.

Super 8 - Top secret project from Spielberg and Abrams, according to Hubs. It's got Elle Fanning and some kind of plot-driving disaster: aliens? star crashing into Earth? robot chickens? Who can tell?

No real standouts this time...