Dear NBC (and television stations in general),

Here are some surefire ways to get me *not* to want to watch one of your new fall shows:

1. Over-promote a show that looked cute the first fifteen times I saw the promos (ala New Girl).
2. Name it The Playboy Club.
3. Make the co-stars of The Playboy Club the girl who played Lil' Kim in Notorious and he who aided LeAnn Rimes in her adultery. For shame! (of course, all I know is what little I've seen on ET and on the covers of tabloids, so whatevs, but still...)

I'm sure that as summer wears on, this list will grow, but that's all for now. However, if either Cat Deeley or Nick Cannon is hosting any given reality show, I'll probably watch it. :)