Why this brief post will have to be my only one for tonight...

This is the conversation I just had with my husband while watching Master Chef:

A: What do you think his signature ingredient is?

Me (with gusto): Boogers. Scabs. Oozing puss and bloody boils!

A: I think it's time for you to go to bed.

Me: If you'd gotten me Arbor Mist a few minutes ago like I told you to, I wouldn't even be coherent right now!

Good night, world. And good luck. Especially if your spouse gets loopy when tired...